Hi. My name is Jackson. In case you didn't know everything about me, let me fill you in on a little something. I'm all about strong flavors. I like spicy food like chili and salsa and every form of stinky cheese you can get your hands on. I'm not a big fan of bland. My mom usually gives me juice but every now and again she throws in a cup of straight water. I'm not having that.
Today, after my first cup of juice, my mom gave me water. During snack time my mom couldnt find my cup. Finally she found it - I had thrown it in the trash. Maybe now she'll get the message. I only want juice lady. Juice.