Step One: Quickly lift the lid to the suckers and grab one before Mom sees you.
Step Two: Eat the Avocado as soon as you find it, do not wait for it to be peeled or diced.
Step Three: Show mom how you did not eat the nasty little brown thing on top. She'll be impressed and probably reward you with the sucker confiscated in step one.
Step Four: Grab and lick everything. If it looks like it has flavor, go for it.
Step Five: Cram as much cheese into your mouth as possible. This applies to any situation.